Monday's Motivation

The End Of Some Great Stories?
 Chuck E. Cheese's might not open back up.

Now They Have A Terrorist Duece Dropper
Police in Kelowna, B.C., investigating pooper who soiled display toilet
 
Only In Jersey
Please don’t try to take a selfie with a bear, N.J. town urges residents

Ohhh, Thats How!
Man, 30, has a whole fish stuck in his rectum after 'sitting on it by accident'