I Know Some of Them People
Chatty' gene discovered by scientists in study breakthrough

And From the World of….”You Can’t Always Get What You Want”
Newfoundlander calls 911 to tell police there isn't enough cheese on her pizza

Man beat, threatened to kill Burger King worker over milkshake he didn’t like

No Waiting for the Pearly Gates
Smiths Falls, Ont., funeral business dissolves the dead, pours them into town sewers