Because Everything's bigger in Texas.
If There Was Ever a Sign That He should have Hit the Road Earlier,
He should have taken it. Here is Why
The Not So Great Escape
Florida man distracts police with ‘chicken dance’ so his pal can flee
Playing Hardball with The Man
A man in Augusta, Maine, threw a cup of bedbugs onto the counter of the General Assistance office inside Augusta City Center. About 100 of the creatures then scattered off prompting the building’s abrupt closure.