Mohammed Abad keeps getting screwed, and not in the way he wants.
The 43-year-old Scottish virgin whose genitals were torn off in a car crash when he was 6-years-old is postponing a date planned this week for his first tryst with his new bionic penis after getting in yet another car wreck Thursday night,The Sun reported.

Scientists May Have Just Discovered The Key To Halting Alzheimer's
Brain inflammation plays a big role in the disease's progression.

To the man I sat next to on the train: I am the gun owner you hate.