It’s just a Classic Love Story:
 A man proposes to his girlfriend at a Walmart store, then the pair head out to the mall to do some shoplifting. The love birds were nabbed later in the day when police located the guy sleeping in the mall’s food court. The cops wake up the lucky guy, searched him, and find a bunch of goodies that were stolen from Spencer’s Gifts. Some of his newly acquired items included an edible thong, a sex toy, panties, and sex candy. Deputies also found the bride to be walking by herself in the mall.  

Ready….Set….Go….
A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43 after a dinner date.

I'll bet he did not have any numbers in last nights lottery:
Police: Intoxicated man shot in the genitals at Peoria apartment complex

PETA is Busy as Usual
Remember the monkey who managed to take a “selfie” with a camera owned by a British photographer? The photo became quite famous. Well the intellects at PETA have been busy again, clogging up the courts with their foolishness. They recently went to US court over the copyright rights for the monkey photograph, even though it was owned by the British photographer who also owned the camera.

 PETA went to court and requested the copyright rights be reassigned to the monkey.  They also wanted PETA to be allowed to administer those copyrights “on behalf of the monkey”.


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