A diet of corn is transforming French hamsters into raging cannibals

It’s Always The Doritos
Police in Ohio were called to a home by a man who said he was “too high” and found him in the fetal position surrounded by Doritos.
 
Ohhh God, I have Received
A well-known Tallahassee pastor was forced to flee naked after a husband came home early and found him having sex with the man's wife.