Today’s Dose of Cultural Enrichment
Gun Control and a Bad Guys Big Mistake
A woman opened fired on a masturbating man trying to break into her southeast Houston home Tuesday afternoon, police said.
The woman, in her sixties, was taking out her trash when she spotted the man – riding his bike – masturbating, according to Houston Police.
She yelled at him to stop the lewd act but he persisted. The man then followed the woman to her front door after she went inside and allegedly tried to break in. The woman ordered the man to go away and even told him she had a gun.
A Strong Candidate For The Darwin Awards
A Maryland man has been arrested after State Police said drugs and a gun were found in the car he was going to use to take his driver’s test.
Officials said Reginald Wooding Jr., 22, was next in line to take his driver’s test at the Motor Vehicle Administration in Glen Burnie when an examiner told a trooper she thought she smelled marijuana coming from the car. The trooper confirmed the smell and investigated. MORE
An Unhinged Democrat drives over to another man's house and then shoots him after a heated political disagreement on Facebook. It is assumed that the guy who got shot is a right winger? The shooter, who is a pizza delivery driver and married father-of-two, is a registered Democrat who follows Barack Obama on Twitter. From the Tampa Bay Times .
Homeowners Lazy Days of Backyard Summer Delight is Over
The situation happened in Conestoga Township Pa. when a septic truck driver was trying to negotiate a road closure, and somehow ended up driving through the home’s fence, down an embankment and into their pool, WGAL reported.
In That Case, You Will be Attacked
A Montana woman reported that she was “scared to death that she would be attacked by the invisible aliens.” The dispatcher asked if the woman was under the influence of any drugs or alcohol and she said that she was not. However, later in the conversation she mentioned that she had just done meth.
That Was a Lie
Woman tells police she’s a ‘clean, thoroughbred, white girl’
Was This Just A Bad Case of the Munchies?
Florida man charged with trying to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint
It's a Classic
A person suspected of stealing a car thought they could milk the situation by running through a cow field to escape police.
Tweeker In Action
Florida woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her