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Guess the state?
Corrections officers find stolen Rolex watches in suspect's vagina. 

Flavortown
Florida man chews up seat of police car after cocaine arrest, officials say
 
Let The Good Times Roll
Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say. The Times Record News reported
 
So Sorry
A man who police say placed a 3-foot alligator on top of another man in Connecticut as part of an extortion attempt has pleaded guilty to reduced charges. The Connecticut Post reports 
  
Instant Karma
An oversized snowman in Kentucky doled out some "instant karma" to a would-be vandal who discovered the hard way that its base was on a tree stump.

More News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills 
The occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you can develop a severe case of bullet wounds.  

90-year-old Homeowner Shot Intruder in the Leg
A man from Milanville Pa is facing charges after he tried to break into a home in Wayne County.
According to police, Adam Gelatt, 36, tried to break into a home in Berlin Township around 3 a.m. Friday because he wanted a cigarette. Gelatt allegedly repeatedly banged on the door and when the homeowner, a 90-year-old man, came to the door, he told Gelatt to leave.

Police say Gelatt told the homeowner he was going to come inside anyway.
The homeowner then shot Gelatt in the leg with a revolver, went inside and called the police.
Officers say when they arrived, they found Gelatt on the porch and transported him to a nearby hospital. WNEP ABC News
 
Sheriff: Man dead in Monroe County home invasion 
MONROE COUNTY, Miss. (WTVA) – Monroe County deputies found a man dead early this morning in what is being described as a home invasion. Sheriff Cecil Cantrell says a man kicked in the door to a home. The residents woke up after hearing growling noises. The male homeowner found Culver in the kitchen, Cantrell said.
Cantrell says the homeowner warned Culver with a shotgun and ordered him to get on the floor.
Culver complied. The homeowner told Culver that law enforcement was responding, Cantrell said.
He says Culver then got off the ground and charged at the homeowner. He says the homeowner shot Culver with the gun.
Cantrell says Culver was dead when deputies arrived. WTVA.com
  
A Homeowner fatally shoots man attempting to break into home in north Houston, police say
A man shot and killed a burglar who tried to break into his home Saturday in north Houston, police said. Houston police said the homeowner was arriving home when he noticed a man trying to break in. Police said the suspect tried to attack the man with a crowbar and that’s when the homeowner shot him. Click 2 Houston Again
 
​Remember, if it is clear tonight you may witness the “Super Blood Wolf Moon” total lunar eclipse. The first full moon of the month will occur on Sunday night. Early Native American tribes gave this moon the name Wolf Moon, in reference to the howling winter wolf packs. 
The moon will undergo a full lunar eclipse. This eclipse occurs when the orbit of the Earth passes between the sun and the moon. This alignment causes the shadow of our planet to be cast upon the moon giving it a distinctly red hue.
​The common name for the moon during this full lunar eclipse is the Blood Moon. This will be the last total lunar eclipse until 2021. It is an amazing set of lunar events that will come together to create an amazing sight in the night sky. The total eclipse will last for about an hour and is expected to start at 11:42 p.m. ET and end at 12:44 a.m. ET.