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Mr No Luck
Mark Anthony Jones, from Indiana found himself needing urgent medical treatment after a very unfortunate accident. Jones reported that he was walking and the 9mm handgun he was carrying in his waistband (without a holster) began to slip,” it discharged and he ended up shooting himself in the genitals. said Marion Police Department’s deputy chief Stephen D Dorsey in a statement on Facebook. “The bullet entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum.”

Tales of Wedding Night Bliss
South Florida groom arrested after breaking man's nose in beachfront wedding brawl
Jeffery Alvord says he punched man who refused to move out of way of pictures

He Must Have Had a Hanover
Tesla driver caught sleeping at 75 mph on highway

The Minutes After……..
Florida woman shot boyfriend for snoring too loudly, deputies say

You Got To Know When To Hold Them, And Know When To Fold Them
150 people stranded some in water, when ice floe breaks off on Lake Erie

Only Reason I Was Bummed Out Was Because I Sat In That Traffic Jam
Hundreds of cases of Fireball whiskey spilled onto Interstate 495 in Westborough Thursday when a tractor-trailer overturned, NBC Boston reported.

Whoops,TDS strikes again
MARTIN COUNTY, Fla. — Surveillance video on a Martin County school bus shows a bus aide yelling at a student to take off a Trump hat, then grabbing it off of his head.

More News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills 
The occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you can develop a severe case of bullet wounds.  (WARNING: These stories’s contains subject matter and content that may be disturbing to some. Discretion is advised.)

Shocking
A Prescott AZ Man Was Shot As He Broke Into A Home Sunday Morning With People Inside

Communication is the Key
Woman tells 9-1-1 dispatcher she shot a man who wouldn’t leave her home

80 Year old Cleveland deli owner opens fire at two men who tried to rob him