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I Feel a Lot Better Now
Fishermen Express Fury as Fukushima Plant Set to Release Radioactive Material Into Ocean Local residents and environmental groups have condemned a plan to release radioactive tritium from the crippled Fukushima nuclear plant into the Pacific Ocean.
Officials of Tokyo Electric Power Co., the operator of the plant, say tritium poses little risk to human health and is quickly diluted by the ocean. Via: Telegraph:

Beware my Kitties
Democrat Senator Elizabeth “Fauxahontas” Warren is warning Democrats that Kid Rock could be the next Donald Trump after the Republican rocker announced this week that he planned to enter a bid for U.S. Senate. Kid Rock is certainly an intriguing possibility. As Trump’s election has shown, the public is sick and tired of career Washington insiders and cultural elitists (like Pocahontas) and are increasingly willing to think outside of the proverbial box by taking a chance on outsiders. Via Boston Herald reported

This One is Going to be a Problem
 A police officer was stabbed by an 11-year-old boy in Lowell Sunday, officials said.
According to Lowell Police Chief Tim Crowley, the officer was patrolling Read Street around 5 p.m. when he saw a disturbance.
“When he got out of his cruiser to check on it and approached the group, he observed an 11-year-old child come running out of the house with a knife over his head running after another kid.  MORE

Just Plain Sh*tty 
 McDonald’s has apologized to a mom whose 5-year-old son went down the slide and returned covered in feces.

That's a Hell of a Wake Up Call
A woman set her sleeping boyfriend on fire then doused him with buckets of urine to put out the flames, police said. Leigh Ann Sepelyak, 38, was charged Sunday with attempted homicide, arson, recklessly endangering another person and other offenses. MORE