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Lord Loves A Thinkin Man
​Firefighters said the man who called them for help when he started his house on fire was able to escape safely. He told firefighters he had found some black widow spiders in the house and had been trying to kill them with a blowtorch when he sparked the blaze.

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​Robbers in Belgium arrested after store owner tells them to come back later
 
And No Thinkin Men
Police in Hanahan SC are investigating after a man says a naked woman tried to bite his genitals. Police say it happened Monday night while the victim was involved in a threesome.
Officers were told the woman was high on heroin and meth when she apparently attacked one of the men. More