Westerly R.I. man shot Corncobs at Neighbor’s House
 Police reported that they went to the alleged shooters home, and that he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest.

 A Power Trip?
A woman was arrested for expressing her displeasure with another woman by butting out a cigarette on the woman’s breast.
 
Crazy Moonbat in Action 
Gets Triggered By Hawaiian Dashboard Bobble-Head and Attacks Lyft Driver 

Cow Fart Regulations Approved by California’s Legislature
California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

A Friend Forever
A man became stuck in a public toilet and had to be rescued by fireman after he climbed in the tank to reach his friend's cell phone.