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I would take Her Serious
Virginia Beach woman arrested for threatening to bomb 7-Eleven
 
This is highly disturbing
It’s the worst time in history to be a clown

Surprise
Cops couldn’t find their Man, but then he fell through the ceiling with a knife and meth,

I Would Call It the Blind Leading the Blind
Police: Tests show no pot in cookies that Bangor day care staff said got them all high. The cookies that a dozen Bangor day care staffers believed got them high in February did not contain any illicit substances, investigators said Monday.

Start spreading the news, Please be leaving today
A train carrying 200 containers or 10 million pounds of New York City sewage sludge (i.e. shit) is stuck in an Alabama rail yard, leaving a small town of around 1,000 people choking on the foul stench.