How to Excel at Tailgating

Football season is here, which means that prime Tailgate Season has descended upon us. As pastimes go, tailgating is great because there’s not much to it. You don’t have to know a lick about football or whatever other sport you’re needlessly drinking in preparation for, and you don’t have to like either team playing that day. As you navigate a stadium parking lot, remember that not all tailgates are created equal and, while you’re mostly there to hang out with your friends and drink beer like any other day, there’s an art to getting the most out of your day of sports-themed boozing.