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Vaginal Eggs Have Finally Landed Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Company in Trouble
A "vaginal egg" will not balance your hormones, regulate your menstrual cycle, or help with bladder control. For Gwyneth Paltrow's beauty and wellness company Goop, those scientific facts have come with a fine. On Tuesday, Goop settled a lawsuit brought by the Santa Clara District Attorney's office and others that alleged the company's claims about its "vaginal eggs" was a bunch of hogwash. Prosecutors alleged that the company's false advertising about the eggs was "not supported by competent and reliable science," as district attorney Jeff Rosen said in a statement released Tuesday.
 
Future Planning and Goals
There are Good Things to have on your resume / record, and there are Not so Good Things To Have On Your Record, – But Suspicion of Copulating With a Beaver is just one of those things that is as  bad as it gets
Three people were arrested in Kennewick Wa. By police on Labor Day for having methamphetamine, including a man allegedly caught in a compromising position with an injured beaver. via tricity herald

Just Plain ………
A Connecticut woman mistakenly lit a stick of dynamite instead of a candle during a power outage and suffered severe injuries Thursday night, police said. Authorities said the “tragic accident” happened to the 30-year-old mother of two on Lindley Street after thunderstorms passed through the Bridgeport area. The family tried to go to Home Depot to buy emergency lighting, but the store was closed.
When they got back home, they went to get what they believed were candles left behind in the basement by previous residents. MORE

Two Chicago-area priests were charged with Lewd and Lascivious behavior and Indecent Exposure after being caught performing a sexual act inside a car parked on a Miami Beach street.

No Excuse
A Dallas police officer shot and killed a man Thursday night after entering the wrong apartment.
Authorities said the female police officer mistakenly believed the apartment was her own.
Dallas Morning News.

Kiddies Motivation?
Toddlers welcomed back to school with "scantily-clad" pole dancer.
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Finals: World Championships Death Diving 2018

Good Samaritans
You can never say thank you enough!
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