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Maine man punches self in face to avoid sobriety test
Police in Maine have accused a man of punching himself in the face three times to avoid a sobriety test.

The Munchies Got Him
Florida man arrested for DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for Taco Bell

Settled Science, Don’t Eat The Bait
Five-foot long tapeworm came 'wiggling out' of man's body after he ate sushi

This Video has gotten a lot of views this week; the guard is a robber’s nightmare.
Robbery Oh well, mines real!