From The Boys of Maine
Maine police bust men dragging stolen shed down road
I Bet He Has an Eagles Jacket
Video shows road rage suspect hitting man with sledgehammer
A woman was arrested because her ‘pelvic area’ smelled
I guess that must have been some seriously good weed down there if the cops could smell it wrapped in a plastic bag and stuffed in a woman’s vagina.
They Must Have Been Jamin To The Edgar Winter Groups "Free Ride"
A joyride in a motorized shopping cart landed a Largo couple behind bars on Thursday.
Security cameras were rolling when Jeffrey Robert Sabiel, 50, and Santa Marie Walters, 32, stole a motorized shopping cart from a Walmart located on Missouri Ave. in Largo, according to an affidavit.
The mountain is high the valley is low
And you're confused on which way to go
So I've come here to give you a hand
And lead you into the promised land
So, come on and take a free ride
Here's a Good Tip:
If you're on the run from police, don't brag about getting away on their Facebook page. That's what 19-year-old Kayla Irizzary did before she was taken into custody by Washington Police.
You Can’t Always Have it Your Way
An intoxicated Illinois man was so irate over being locked out of Burger King he stripped off his clothes and struck an officer a few times, police said. Then came the rest of the story.
Ultimate Quickie
The group hoping to crush the Guinness Record for the world’s largest recorded orgy are looking hard to find a new place to hold the event after the Las Vegas hotel they planned to host it pulled out.
Lord Loves a Thinkin Man
Authorities in Ohio said a man attempting to use a torch to kill weeds in his yard ended up setting his garage on fire. firefighters were called to the home and arrived to find the garage engulfed in flames.