Social Distancing will be a problem
A troop of monkeys in India attacked a medical official and snatched away blood samples of patients who had tested positive for the novel coronavirus.
Naked woman breaks into DOT lot, steals truck, hits deer
It’s unclear how or why the woman was naked, but police believe drugs were involved.
I’m Thinking Meth
Nude man arrested, told police ‘he was afraid worms were coming from his genitals’
Their Called Hot Pockets For A Reason
Man says he broke into San Diego Wells Fargo bank to heat up his Hot Pockets
Trying To Get Through This Together
Sex workers offer to limit customers to two positions which 'minimise the risk of transmitting coronavirus'
Huge post-coronavirus orgy planned to end ‘longest dry spell in all of history’
Trying To Do Their Part
Bolivian Boys Let Black Widow Spider Bite Them Hoping to Turn into Spider-Man