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Child, adult taken to hospital after violent brawl at Chuck E. Cheese's

Leave it to Florida to showcase some wacked out police stories.
As the report goes, 22-year-old Alexandria Turner found herself in a verbal confrontation with a fisherman on a pier. What makes this St. Augustine area story even more peculiar is that Turner was swimming in the ocean at the time.
Next, Turner swam over to the pier fisherman's fishing line, bit it off, then swam away with the lure. The police were quickly called after the incident occurred. More

Two Florida lovebirds are facing criminal charges after they were caught having sex Monday night on the sidewalk outside police headquarters in Key West, according to an arrest report. More

Florida man arrested for threatening lawn care employees with gun over grass clippings, deputies say

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A school cafeteria worker is accused of firing at children on a playground with a BB gun and threatening to shoot the ones she missed during lunch at school. More

The Ford vs. Chevy debate, ignites a stabbing and a shooting at Virginia family dinner

This Week’s News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills 
The occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you may develop a severe case of bullet wounds. (WARNING: These stories’ contains subject matter and content that may be disturbing to some. Discretion is advised.)

CHICAGO — A man who fatally shot a would-be carjacker in downtown Chicago early Friday won’t be charged with any crime after police determined he acted in self-defense.
Chicago police tell the Chicago Tribune that an investigation revealed the 41-year-old man was a concealed carry license holder who drew his weapon and fired only after he was confronted with an armed man trying to steal his car.  via: WGN TV
 
ATLANTA, Fla. – Sheriff’s investigators say a Florida father chased down and shot a man who stole his car with his 6-year-old son inside.
Palm Beach County Sheriff’s officials say 29-year-old Lamar Thurman remains in critical condition following the shooting early Saturday.
News outlets report the father left his 2012 Honda running while saying goodbye to friends around 2:30 a.m. Saturday. That’s when Thurman jumped in and took off.
The father and his friends called 911 and drove after the vehicle. Sheriff’s officials say the group followed Thurman for five miles, where he crashed the car. As they went to grab the boy from the car, Thurman drove away. The father pulled out a gun and started shooting. The boy wasn’t injured.  via: Fox News