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FBI Admits It Used Multiple Spies To Infiltrate Trump Campaign
The Department of Justice admitted in a Friday court filing that the FBI used more than one "Confidential Human Source," (also known as informants, or spies) to infiltrate the Trump campaign through former adviser Carter Page. More 

Burger King’s ‘scary’ Halloween drink is giving customers a fright — in the bathroom
Burger King seems bound and determined to mess with your bowels.  As if the black bun on the Whopper than turned consumer’s poop into something tinted the color of green slime wasn’t gross enough three Halloween seasons ago, here comes the new Frozen Fanta Scary Black Cherry slushie.
According to Women’s Health, news reports, BK’s new, limited-time treat is apparently turning people’s poop multicolored in hues of black, green or the shade of a bruise.
 
An outdoor vending machine in Brooklyn that sells fancy jewelry — what could go wrong?
You guessed right: a thief heisted the machine for $13,000 worth of shiny baubles with the help of bogus credit cards, police said Sunday.
Manhattan jewelry designer Marla Aaron planted the vending machine in the park outside the William Vale Hotel on N. 12th St. in Williamsburg. She called the machine a “crazy amazing” experiment — an “unexpected place” where her customers could buy her pieces.
Unsurprisingly, there was a theft, A man walked up to the vending machine Sept. 20 and, crazily and amazingly, used sham plastic to make several purchases, said police.
He walked away with $13,000 in loot, said cops — and he never had to face a skeptical jewelry salesperson.  I wonder what that clueless, New York liberal elitist will try to do next. 

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The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic violence.