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The Ultimate Cruel Punishment
Walmart bans woman who ate half a cake in store — and then refused pay full price

In retrospect, her aim will never improve
An Alabama woman mistakenly shot her husband in the head while aiming for someone else in a road-rage attack, police said.
Erica Cole got into the road-rage altercation on Highway 69 in Dodge City at about 6:45 on Saturday, according to several local reports.

Who walks around with a snake? A Voodoo Queen
Police say a woman stole a vehicle after throwing a snake at the driver, 

Was She Jamming To Foghats "Free Ride"
Mom Arrested For Allegedly Driving With Children Sitting In Inflatable Pool On Top Of Vehicle

Why Do I Think He Got Ass Whipped Later
Florida man shows deputy his butt, then drinks a beer