New From Maine, The Way Life Should Be
Large Snake Eats Beaver

Tough Crowd, it wasn’t even about Meat
Massive brawl erupts in Mexican restaurant in Dallas after an argument over chips and salsa

Sounds like the GPS Was the only thing Working Right
Driver accused of crashing into marijuana dispensary while high on marijuana

This is Just Plain Wrong
Authorities have found most of the nearly 80,000 bottles of beer that were stolen from an Atlanta brewery last week, but the company says every last drop will have to be thrown away.

Amusing
Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany

In this Country, People Would be Climbing out of the Woodwork
An Australian burger chain is offering a lifetime supply of its wares to anyone who formally changes their last name to "Burger."