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Sorry Friend
Woman arrested for choking wrong man over alleged butt grab
 
Masked Men Ambush Dominatrix in NYC Hotel, Tie Her Up With Duct Tape
The men pushed their way in, bound her with duct tape and threatened her with a gun before stealing a phone, cash and running off.

Common Sense Ain’t Common
Anna Tew needed to get scary. She worked as a bus driver for a local Mobile, Alabama, school, and had volunteered for a “Haunted Halls” event Friday night, she told McClatchy in a phone interview.
She had planned the perfect zombie outfit, and her key spooky accessory was a pair of “devil teeth,” which used an adhesive to glue creepy fangs to the top of her jaw. For the few hours of the event, it went well. Then reality, and the glue sets in.

 I’ll Hold Back!!!!!  Nah…Loonie of the Highest Degree
Woman who had sex with 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit