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The Munchies Got Him
A Canadian man spent four hours in a tree hiding from police. They eventually lured him down with an Indian taco.

Logic of a Moonbat
Officials at Cambridge Public Schools are distancing the district from a letter penned by a school librarian rejecting books donated by first lady Melania Trump. In a blog post, published Tuesday on the Horn Book, school librarian Liz Phipps Soeiro,  of Cambridgeport School, called the choice of Dr. Seuss books a “tired and worn ambassador for children’s literature,” adding that the author’s illustrations are “steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes.”  MORE
 What's sad is that a supposedly intelligent person can shape the minds of a generation. This is yet another case of a progressive eating the corpse of a liberal.

What Were They Thinkin,
Their affair exposed, woman tries to run over daughter’s husband
 
Thank God I Can Write On Snow
Physics is heavily skewed towards boys because they have a unique advantage when it comes to understanding projectile motion.

Getting Ready For The Winter
Nearly half of Canadians want to try edible marijuana products
 
I Call it Karma
Man falls from balcony while spitting on passersby below