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It's Bubba Time
Antifa Member Gets Six Years For Baton Attack On Man’s Head
A 24-year-old man who hit another man over the head with a baton in June during dueling downtown Portland demonstrations was sentenced Friday to nearly six years in prison.
Gage Halupowski pleaded guilty to second-degree assault in connection with the June 29 attack on Adam Kelly outside The Nines Hotel along Southwest Morrison Street. Halupowski was identified as one of several masked, black-clothed demonstrators seen on video hitting and pepper-spraying Kelly after he appeared to come to the aid of another man who’d been attacked during the protests, authorities said. Via Oregon Live:

Oh Well
What’s left of a registered sex offender who had his penis severed during an alleged attack in August is out on bond. Dennis Glenn Slaton is charged with attacking a neighbor in August, who stabbed him and sliced his sex organ, according to South Carolina’s Greenville News.

She is Not Wearing A Trick or Treat Costume, I Would Have Just Run Away
Aggressive panhandler threatened driver who wouldn’t give her a dollar

Triggered
Girl Punches Man In Face Who Was Dressed As Trump At Halloween Fair Via Naples News:

More Triggered
Florida Man Arrested For Attacking Man Wearing MAGA Hat, Spitting On Him: ‘I Don’t Even Care If I’m Going To Jail’  Via Newsweek:

Should Have Stuck With The Drugs
A Seattle man broke into an office building, ate $200 worth of chocolate, and collapsed in a sugar coma