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 Call Her Nasty 
A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly farting at Dollar General and pulling a knife on a Florida man who complained about it. Shanetta Yvette Wilson has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, according to AP.

A man was arrested after reportedly stabbing a woman because of an undercooked potato. Kenneth Crumpton, of Yulee Fl, has been charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.The deadly weapon was a fork. According to the victim, she was stabbed in the head. according to Action News Jax.

Looking For Some Coffee 
Beavers casually stroll into Cumberland Farms store, caught on video

The sheep are everywhere
Payless Shoes filled a fake luxury store with its discount footwear and then sold those "fashion influencers” $20 Shoes For $600. Payless shared video of the party-goers reacting to being told the shoes they had just splurged on were actually discount stock.

Old School Politics
A New Jersey mayor was caught brawling with a local councilman, according to casino surveillance footage released late Thursday by the New Jersey attorney general’s office.

We need to demand that all poles are heated
 EMS Called After Juvenile Sticks Tongue to Pole Near Sledding Hill in Illinois.

Gimme  Gimme Gimme
Disgruntled Customer uses hairspray and a lighter to make a flamethrower and burn items at a convenience store after the clerk refused to give free beer.