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Lord Loves Demn Thinkin Men
Men use spaghetti sauce to try to start fire after burglary, deputies say
 
Police pull man over for excessive honking,
Then they find guns and drugs in his car. According to Gainesville Florida Police, they were working a crash in midtown when Rance Shannon continuously honked his horn at four stopped patrol cars and fire rescue. Police approached Shannon and could smell marijuana coming from his car. After searching it they found a handgun, a loaded magazine, ten-thousand dollars in cash.

Mail Carrier Won’t Deliver Nudist Community Their Mail
Nudists in Hudson Florida are upset that their USPS carrier won’t deliver the mail inside their resort community.
 
 It is What It Is
A Florida woman is facing a battery charge for allegedly physically assaulting her nephew after she fell on top of a goat while intoxicated.