A New Zealand beekeeper, for some reason, chose to risk having thousands of bees fly up inside his butthole and sting his stuff into oblivion in order to get out of paying rent. Jamie Grainger, a beekeeper in rural New Zealand, chose to ruin his rectum and, who knows what else, all for 1,000 New Zealand dollars (which comes out to about $715 USD). The man risked his life and little limb in order to get out of one month’s rent. In case you’re still wondering, no, this man did not think this plan through.
Video Shows Man Shoplifting Pet Store by Stuffing 4-Foot Python Down Pants
I wonder if the guy was wearing a cup because the snake should have squeezed the guy's scrotum until his testicles exploded. The video
Baseball field doused in 25 gallons of gas and set on fire in idea gone wrong
RIDGEFIELD, Conn. — Authorities say it could cost over $50,000 to repair a Connecticut baseball diamond where somebody dumped gasoline and set it on fire to dry out the infield.
Is Jussie Doing Speaking Tours?
Police say an Oregon man is accused of faking a home invasion
Investigators believe he staged the break-in to cover up a theft of $740 from Girl Scouts of America.
Whoops, TDS again,
Another day, another Lefty loses their mind because someone was wearing a Trump hat.
This Week’s News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills
The occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you can develop a severe case of bullet wounds. (WARNING: These stories’ contains subject matter and content that may be disturbing to some. Discretion is advised.)
The owner of a home on Sioux City S.D. fatally shot a man after he broke into the residence Tuesday morning, police said. The home invasion and shooting occurred minutes after the unidentified intruder had jumped out of a second-floor window of a nearby home at 1216 25th St. Cut by the broken glass and leaving a blood trail, he ran through alleys, and then broke into the home at 1321 24th St. at about 8:30 a.m., police Det. John Sanders said. The intruder reportedly struggled with a male homeowner, who was armed with a gun to protect himself.
The rest of the story was predictable, via Sioux City Journal