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Not Much in The Creativity Department
Police in Massachusetts are warning drivers not to make their own license plates after one car was recently spotted with a homemade one.
On the Hopkinton Police Department's Facebook page, police posted a picture of a green Buick Century with a "fake" license plate they said was made from a pizza box and had the numbers drawn in with magic markers.

Police bust 'Hamburglar' who climbed into drive-through window
Police in Maryland said a "Hamburglar" who crawled into a McDonald's drive-through window to burglarize the eatery was arrested after being caught on camera. Police did identify her said they were able to make contacted with her and she agreed to turn herself in.

Precision Flying
Navy pilots 'draw' penis in sky over Washington State
 
Can Pigs Fly?
Not anymore, A woman was kicked off US Airways flight after her emotional support PIG became too rowdy.