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From the world of 'You can’t make this stuff up'   Today’s Dose of Cultural Enrichment
 
Never Bust a Servers Ass
A man in Florida was treated for bleach and chlorine poisoning after finding what appeared to be a detergent pod at the bottom of his McDonald’s drink

Life’s Destiny
We have an early favorite for weird news story of the year after an anonymous tip led police to a woman who was arrested on drug possession charges after authorities searched the vehicle that they were sitting in.

Buzzed Driving?
Five people, including a 4-year-old boy, were taken to Berkshire Medical Center on Saturday afternoon after a head-on collision involving a car transporting bees. Police said the collision was at least somewhat caused by bees in the station wagon, getting loose and stinging the driver. 

Just Collecting Them
Woman arrested for attempting to remove her boyfriend's testicles during altercation

The Bad News Just Keeps Coming in Hawaii
Hormel Foods is recalling more than 228,000 pounds of canned pork and chicken products.
The reason? They may be contaminated with pieces of metal.