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Today’s Dose of Cultural Enrichment

Now serving......The McWhuppin!
McDonald's worker body-slams Customer who threw a milkshake over her.

Another Thinkin Man 
A man who dialed 911 to ask police if there were any active warrants for his arrest was arrested for misusing the 911 system.

He Writes the Songs That Make the Homeless Cry
A few Rite Aids in California tried blasting Barry Manilow music to drive away loiterers, but others pleaded for mercy; ‘I felt trapped in an episode of “The Twilight Zone” ’

This Kid Has Potential, To End up in Jail
Teen burglar runs out of data, wakes homeowners to ask for WiFi access, Calif. cops say

It wasn’t meant to be
A Colorado woman who was apparently angry that her fiancé wanted to invite an ex-girlfriend to their wedding was arrested Saturday, accused of stabbing him to death.

Everyone Has Ambition
Woman’s quest to grow the world’s largest bum with 15 jars of Nutella a month

KEKE DANCE CHALLENGE
The new challenge hitting the internet is to jump out of a moving car and dance to a Drake song. I had the chance to watch some fails of people trying to take on this challenge, but this one is the absolute best!