Can you Guess the Outcome?
A Florida man was curious to find out whether a bullet-proof vest was still functional.  23-year-old Joaquin Mendez strapped on the vest Saturday night and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.” His cousin, 24-year-old Alexandro Garibaldi then picked up a handgun and said “let’s see” — he then pulled the trigger.

Bank Robbery Suspect: Incarceration Beats Living With Wife
A 70-year-old man accused of robbing a bank told investigators he would rather be imprisoned than live with his wife.

No Don’t do it for the Love of God
Have you ever visited London and watched the Queen's guards who stand there looking dapper and bored shitless all day?
Well, it turns out you can save your sympathy. Footage has emerged and appears to show one of the Queen's guards snorting a line of white powder from a ceremonial sword while on duty inside St James's Palace. The footage posted by The Sun, shows some of the boys got a little carried away in the Officers’ Mess at St James’s Palace. I don’t think they will be standing guard for pictures any more.

It was a Good Day in the Neighborhood
A sharpshooter killed a top ISIS executioner and three other jihadists with a single bullet from nearly a mile away — just seconds before the fiend was set to burn 12 hostages alive with a flamethrower, according to a new report.
The British Special Air Service marksman turned one of the most hated terrorists in Syria into a fireball by using a Barett .50-caliber rifle to strike a fuel tank affixed to the jihadi’s back, the UK’s Daily Star reported Sunday.
The pack exploded, killing the sadistic terrorist and three of his flunkies, who were supposed to film the execution, last month, the paper said.  MORE