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Lord Loves a Thinkin Man
Burglar Climbs In Through Window Of A Garage With No Door

Nothing makes people more sympathetic to your cause than attempting to sabotage their annual beloved holiday tradition. The NY Daily News reports:

Happy Holidays
Sales of erectile dysfunction drugs DOUBLE in the run up to the festive period
 
Just a Bad Day
NJ Woman Stuck for 3 Hours Inside Septic Tank Rescued
  
His Personal Goal Was Achieved
Grandpa's final wish granted: Bury me with Pat's cheesesteaks

Lucky Boys who planned to commit a burglary were surprised by the Homeowner
Four men who forced their way into a Milford Ma home Sunday armed with machetes, a pipe and a crowbar. They just didn’t plan on an armed response by the homeowner with a gun. The lucky boys fled with not to many holes in them after the resident pulled a gun and a dog only got the chance to bite
one of the intruders.

Just a Good Wholesome Community
At a University of Wisconsin Madison panel dealing with “Best Policing Practices,” UW Director of Community Relations Everett Mitchell recommended that police stop responding to shoplifting and theft at Wal-Mart and Target as a way to reduce what he refers to as, “over policing” of the community.

Can I have some more of that Kool-Aid, Please?