In case you missed it, the internet fell head over heels for this polar bear gently petting a husky in Churchill, Canada last week, because animals petting other animals is kind of the best. But to keep it in perspective, just hours after the footage was released, that very same polar bear ate another dog alive.
Give that Man a Raise!
The best video on the Internet this week shows the two Irish drunks who try to take down a bouncer by double-teaming him. In the end, the one dumbass left standing could only attempt to spit on the bouncer. Pathetic, now the whole world is laughing at him.
It’s all in the Planning
A man from Taunton, Massachusetts, who attempted to burn down his ex-girlfriend’s house while she was still inside has been convicted of malicious destruction of property and sentenced to serve the maximum two-and-a-half year jail sentence. Shemroy Williams, 31, was convicted by a jury in Taunton District Court after just one hour of deliberation. Investigators determined that Williams attempted to use the Cheetos to accelerate the fire.
He Just Wants to Feel the Love
The officer pulled the Nissan over and when he walked up to the vehicle, he watched the suspect spray AXE body spray into his mouth.