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If He Only Kept His Plastic Straw
Daniel Christopher Booth, 36 years old from MacClenny, Fl, had warrants for his arrest from Baker County for selling methamphetamine and was at work at the solar power plant on Hogan Road.
When Deputy Wadford arrived at the solar plant, Mr. Booth decided that he didn’t want to go to jail and tried make his escape and ran away.
Now we can only assume that Mr. Booth has seen one too many action movies and thought he could hide from the K9 teams from Suwannee CI and Mayo CI by hiding under the water in a pond.

Rest Easy People, The Poo Poo Princes Has Been Caught
A Massachusetts woman accused of  being the Serial pooper was arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: 

Jealous Wife Locks Chastity Device onto Sleeping Husband’s Privates, Hospital Has to Remove it with Band Saw

Ontario teen reportedly calls police to complain after fake ID didn’t arrive

Florida man accused of urinating in lady friend’s bed during nasty spat

Texas woman tases husband after catching him with girlfriend