Good to the Last Drop
Woman accused of drinking wine in front of cops after crashing her car
 
The Planning was Incomplete
Tracks in the snow lead police to a suspected snowblower thief
 
Planning was Non-existent
Ontario man forgot he hid $100,000 in cash inside TV 30 years ago. Then it was found in a scrap heap

It’s Always the Aliens Fault
Woman Tells Police that the Items Found in Her Underwear Did Not Belong to Her