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A Florida Woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the face with a frozen pork chop during a dispute Friday night in their residence. MORE
 
Teenage girl steals pizza delivery driver's car to visit boyfriend
Joseph Bigelow told local WBBH that his 14-year-old daughter specifically ordered the pizza so she could drive off with the car and visit her boyfriend.
 
 "I'm not crazy" 
A woman was arrested after she was seen running across the street, chasing a man while completely naked.

Waste not, Want not
Drunk driver gets one last chug after police chase

These Guy’s Has no Understanding of Life
McDonald’s customer calls police after employee put onions on his Big Mac, gets arrested

A Connecticut woman who was arrested on charges of driving under the influence got drunk from vanilla extract, according to a police report.
Stefanie Warner-Grise, 50, was allegedly sitting with her eyes closed in the driver's seat of her car, which was stopped in an intersection in New Canaan, Connecticut, on Wednesday afternoon,
 police said.

More News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills 
The occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you can develop a severe case of bullet wounds. (WARNING: These stories’s contains subject matter and content that may be disturbing to some. Discretion is advised.)
 
HILLSBORO, WV – Deputies with the Pocahontas County Sheriff’s Department are investigating an attempted robbery that happened during the early morning hours on Monday, Feb. 4, 2019. They were called to a home on Seneca Trail near Hillsboro, WV at around 3:10 a.m.
When investigators arrived they found Jesse Blake, 34 of Marlinton, WV lying in the yard. He had been shot. Blake allegedly tried breaking two windows to get into the house. Deputies said that is when the 70-year-old woman who lived in the home shot him with a .22 magnum rifle.
From : WOWK TV.com
 
Nashville Police: Would-be robber shot after attacking woman
Metro Nashville police on Tuesday said a would-be robber shot earlier this week outside an Antioch apartment complex. A 25-year-old woman told police that, about 9:30 p.m., she was walking to her Baker Station apartment when a stranger, later identified as Ponce, ran up behind her and grabbed her purse.
The woman said that as she resisted, Ponce grabbed her and started bashing her head into the wall of the building as she screamed. From The Tennessean
 
 Two men were killed, Thursday, after they attempted to break into a home according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.  From Fox Orlando

ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. (WITN) – Police in one Eastern Carolina city say a registered sex offender from New Bern was shot after he broke into a home early this morning.
Elizabeth City police say it happened in the 400 block of Bell Street around 6:30 a.m.
They say Tyrell Johnson came into the home through a back door and was confronted by the homeowner who ended up shooting him twice.
The 38-year-old man drove himself to Albemarle Sentara Hospital, according to police. Johnson was transferred to Sentara Norfolk General Hospital where he’s in fair condition. From : WITN.com
 
 
In two 911 calls released Thursday by the Lake County Florida Sheriff’s Office, neighbors reported hearing multiple shots fired early Tuesday when a homeowner in the Pine Lakes area northeast of Eustis shot and killed an intruder.
“I hear somebody yelling and screaming now, so maybe he shot the [expletive],” one of the unidentified callers says in the recording.  From the Orlando Sentinel