Today's Dose of Cultural Enrichment
It Must Be a Regional Thing
McDonald's customer takes bat to drive-thru window after being denied biscuits and gravy
Must Be A Thinkin Man
Man Robs Same Bank 1 Day After Being Released From Prison
There Needs To Be A Better Background Check
Women accused of attacking each other with frying pan
WTF
Kansas police use stun gun on man after he attempts sex with tailpipe of car
Bad Hangover
Vermont State Police say a man got mad at his fire alarm going off and shot it.
Isn’t That Special, Paid Time Off
Police in New Jersey said a "mystery pooper" responsible for repeatedly leaving human feces on a high school's field was identified -- as a nearby school superintendent. Tramaglini is the superintendent of the Kenilworth School District, which does not include Holmdel High School, officials said.
"We learned of municipal court charges facing our current superintendent of schools in Holmdel, N.J.," the board said in a statement. "Given the nature of those charges, he asked for and was granted a paid leave of absence."