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No Robin Hood Here
Man carrying crossbow charged with stealing Christmas presents in Chicopee
 
Mr and Mrs Nasty
Long Island couple accused of punching trooper, throwing soiled underwear during DWI arrest.

From The Land of Plenty
Man arrested for allegedly throwing ham at woman in argument over Christmas dinner

This Is Imagination 
Man accused of robbing Hatfield bank branch with stick arrested after falling from tree


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  (FOOL)  Found Out On Lawn
LEXINGTON  Ky— The Davidson County Sheriff’s Office is investigating the fatal shooting of a man who may have been involved in an attempted home invasion in Lexington.
A press release from the sheriff’s office Friday said deputies were dispatched to a report of an attempted home invasion and shooting at 123 Upton St., Lexington, at approximately 9:30 p.m.
Officers with the Lexington Police Department were the first to arrive on the scene. They located a male, identified as Silvestre Begley, 21, in the front yard of the residence, deceased as a result of a single gunshot wound. Via  Courier-Tribune
 
You can’t have it “your way” This isn’t Burger King
A man trying to rob a McDonald’s in Houstan Tx. was hospitalized after being shot by a customer. Houston police received reports around 8:45 p.m. of an aggravated robbery at the McDonald’s at 12020 Northwest Freeway. The male suspect was shot in the shoulder and chest area by a customer after another customer threw a chair at him. He then drove himself to a local hospital in a black sedan.
The suspect’s car was found by deputies with a gun and ski mask inside. He has been taken into custody. Via : Houston Chronicle
 
The plan was simple: Steal tools and pawn them for money.
That’s what two men, 22 and 23, reportedly had in mind when they showed up to the Coastal Farm & Ranch store in Marysville on Saturday afternoon, according to a police report. They allegedly took four nail guns, each worth over $400, walked out of the store and got into a Honda Civic.
They didn’t expect to be surrounded by about six customers with guns raised. More