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She Is A Thinker
Florida woman arrested as she arrived for JURY SERVICE after setting off metal detectors with 'foil-wrapped cocaine in her cargo pants pockets'
 
A Rare Woman, She Had To Be On Time
A woman has been charged with two felonies after allegedly stealing a front-end loader and driving it into an apartment complex in Great Falls Montana.
Heather Houston ran over a fence, damaged a car, and hit the side of the apartment complex. She was reportedly topless as she elevated the front end to the second floor and crawled into an apartment to get her clothes before coming back out.

Woman bites off part of man's ear at Macomb County Chinese restaurant

Party Time
At least two alleged poachers, maybe even three, were killed by a pride of lions on the Sibuya Game Reserve in South Africa. This was revealed by reserve owner Nick Fox following the discovery of human remains in the lion camp on the reserve earlier this week.