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The Boys Were Bonding
Men take turns wearing bulletproof vest to shoot each other

Pennsylvania woman tries to eat seven bags of heroin after being stopped by police

 Road Trip
Woman pulled over for driving on a bare tire rim was also enjoying a margarita at the time, officers say

Utah woman asks to 'smoke a bowl' before going to jail for being drunk on mouthwash

He Forgot to Mention the upcoming BBQ
A Pet pig named ‘Princess’ was slaughtered by neighbor after he agreed to babysit animal while police searched for owners

 More Insanity in Massachusetts
 Suffolk County DA Rachael Rollins pushes her highly contested “no-prosecute” list into action. The “list” gives a green light to a number of arrest-worthy offenses — including trespassing, shoplifting, disorderly conduct, and “wanton or malicious destruction of property.” In other words, local law enforcement is being directed by the district attorney to stand idly by while miscreants steal and destroy property. The directive from Rollins also orders police to refuse to cooperate with ICE in the arresting of illegal immigrants at the courthouse — no matter the severity of their crimes. What could go wrong?

This Week’s News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills 
The occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you can develop a severe case of bullet wounds.  (WARNING: These stories’ contains subject matter and content that may be disturbing to some. Discretion is advised.)
 
They Were Not Ready
An Arizona homeowner shot and killed a suspected intruder and injured another man when the duo tried to break into a house Saturday, police said.

Michael Ahumada, 34, was killed when he and another unidentified man tried to break into a home in Phoenix just after 1 a.m. Saturday. “That’s when the homeowner shot them. One of them passed away from their injuries and the other was taken to the hospital,” Phoenix Police Sgt. Jamie Rothschild said, adding that anyone with information regarding the incident should contact authorities. Via Fox News: