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 The Tragedy of It All
North Carolina woman accused of assaulting boyfriend with bacon
 
The Demand for Spam Knows no Bounds
Spam heists in Hawaii prompt retailers to put the wildly popular ‘mystery meat’ in locked cases
 
Ladies, Just Passing Along The News
Doctors beg you not to ‘cleanse’ your vagina with a cucumber

What Happened to The Smart Cops Who Know Their Doughnuts?
A man arrested in Florida after police mistook doughnut glaze in his car for meth has received a $37,500 settlement.

Damn………………
Pennsylvania police are on the hunt for a father who they say burst into his 20-year-old daughter’s room at a Motel 6 near Frackville, Pa., caught her with her boyfriend and shot the boyfriend in the groin.