Like everyone else, having been exposed, the last couple of weeks to the non stop media blast with sales and marketing for the upcoming Christmas season, it has given me a new idea for a business.
Its not only about making money, its also about serving parents when they really need some mental help during the stressful holiday season. So here we go.
Moms and Dads, Are your kids misbehaving?
Do you need a little help and want to straighten them out.
For the mere price of Two Hundred and Fifty Dollars, I will send a Grinch to your house. This fully costumed bad guy will be there to play the part. He is going to come in to your home and drag your Christmas tree out the front door like a real Grinch who stole Christmas should.
This will really freak your rotten kids out and its the perfect time for you, the parent to come in and save the day. You should persuade your children to beg the Grinch for forgiveness and promise that they will be good. At that time the Grinch will leave.
Social Distancing Protocols Must be Observed
After all, I do not want the actors to acquire any injury's due to parents that are trying to play Super Hero in front of the kids. Taxes and Tips not included, Not responsible for damages to trees, or the toddlers minds.
Its just a part time gig that will be over sooner than later.