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Oops, Sorry Friend
The superintendent, of the Cambridge Mass Police Department issued a public apology last Monday, after he mistakenly used the police department’s official Twitter account to post a profane tweet about U.S. Representative Joe Kennedy instead of his personal account.
“Another liberal f--king jerk who just happens to be better than the clown he’s running against.
“Sad for us.” 

He Was Just A little Bit Nervous
Fugitive caught after blowing his cover with fart.

Woman Arrested after calling cops to report fire in her crotch
She should have called the fire department; they’re the ones with the longest hoses!

A New Drinking Game Called Thin The Herd
Two Georgia Men Drank Cleaning Products to Fight Virus, Officials Say

He Wasn’t Even Wearing a Mask
A Windsor Vt man faces charges after police say he went into a Dunkin' Donuts store without his pants.

Just A Couple Of Nasty People
South Carolina woman arrested after allegedly licking hands, touching items in grocery store

Man charged with assault and battery for wiping nose on Michigan Dollar Tree employee's shirt
I wonder how weird his sense of humor would have been if it was a different store clerk,  and he woke from the incident after getting KTFO.

Nothing Says Not Yet Spring…… like a snowstorm in May
From New York to Maine, millions of people woke up Saturday morning to snow and freezing temperatures as a polar vortex moved through the region.