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Man arrested after calling police to have his drugs tested
A Florida man called the police, asking them to test the drugs he bought because he wanted to press charges against the person who sold them to him. Thankfully for us, this bright light bulb will occasionally ask professionals for guidance.
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A lawyer for a New Jersey superintendent accused of defecating daily on a high school football field asked prosecutors to hand over their full surveillance video of the 42-year-old allegedly doing the deed.
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Naked man broke into home, used rake in attack
The residents called to report that an unknown naked man had broken into the house. He s then confronted by the residents started yelling at the residents and "bowed up" as if to fight the occupants, the arrest report said.
A resident then threw the burglar out of the home. The naked burglar then grabbed a rake and struck the resident several times, deputies said, inflicting "minor" puncture wounds and breaking the rake into pieces. The occupant then took a hammer from their pick-up truck, chased the burglar down the driveway and struck him three times.
There are a few realities in life: like the hammer will beat a rake, and this naked dumbass.