Now That’s Getting Some Press Coverage
Two versions of a New Jersey man's obituary have appeared together in a Atlantic City newspaper. One saying he's survived by his wife, and the other saying he's survived by his girlfriend. The Press of Atlantic City also agrees that Leroy Bill Black is gone.

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Or Preparing for Black Friday Shopping
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