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An Oklahoma resident's doorbell camera captured the moment a visiting friend approached the front door and was bitten on the face by a snake.
The video, recorded by Rodney Copeland's doorbell camera in Lawton and posted to Facebook by his son, shows Jerel Heywood approaching the front door Sunday when a snake wrapped around a porch light suddenly strikes the visitor in the face.
 
 Portland man now faces felony criminal charges after police say he created a homemade bomb containing dog feces and tricked a former friend into setting it off.

He was drunk. He rode a lawn mower. He hit a cop car. He’s a Florida man.
Gary Anderson, 68, also had cocaine in his system and his driver’s license has been suspended since Jimmy Carter was in the White House, according to Haines City police.

Cops to Florida woman: ‘Do you have anything else?’ She pulled a gator from her pants.

Florida man in speedo waves down deputies to show off his marijuana plant

This Week’s News of Those Bad Boys and Their Poor Victim Selection Skills 
Those occupational hazards of living a dirt bag life, you may develop a severe case of bullet wounds.  (WARNING: These stories’ contains subject matter and content that may be disturbing to some. Discretion is advised.)
 
A pastor from Houston and his wife were the victims of a break-in on Saturday but the couple both fired at the intruder, killing him.
Pastor Jeff Powers said at around 11 p.m., he and his wife retrieved their guns after hearing some noises around the back door of their home attached to the United Methodist Church, and then fired multiple rounds at the intruder who eventually kicked in their door, according to Click 2 Houston News.