Lord Loves a "thinkin man"
Man to officer: ‘What are you going to do, fat boy’

Feds pay researcher to have bee sting his penis
Taxpayers also fund studies of drunk birds songs, the wisdom of Congress
 
It's Getting Tough Times out There
Man arrested after 'CHEETER' spray-painted on ex-girlfriend's car
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Authorities say a man seeking revenge against the man dating his ex-girlfriend went to the wrong New Jersey house and caused $10,000 in damage to vehicles in the driveway.
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 Hope she was worth it' spray-painted on Range Rover car