Thank God He Could Not Predict Severe Weather
 Weather forecaster fired after repeatedly 'breaking wind' on screen to illustrate gusty conditions
I Wonder What The Special Will Be?
London’s first nude restaurant has a waiting list 16,000 names long
The Future Is Bright
This city embedded traffic lights in the sidewalks so that smartphone users don’t have to look up 
Ohhh That’s Why
 “He stated that it’s illegal to beg for money so he became a thief,”  the affidavit states.