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I was Upta Camp this weekend and did not get a chance to update Sundays Satire. Its fall and there will likely be more of those unforeseen trips coming up this bird hunting season.
With that I give you the standard "Sorry Friends".

Surprised? A Florida Woman 
A topless shoplifter caught as she attempted to flee the scene of the crime on her bicycle.

It Could Have Been Worse
Wife armed with Nerf guns attacks husband she accused of cheating, Louisiana cops say

No Mention If There Were Veggies
A Florida woman was arrested after punching and spitting at her boyfriend over the way he cut his meat and potatoes.

I Believe He Tipped His Hand
Suspected drunk driver does the splits during sobriety test in Sterling Heights

So Much For Good Having The Best Equipment
Three suspected drug smugglers had to be rescued after they were found floating on 1.2 tons of cocaine off Colombia's coast.

The Loonies Do Walk Amongst US
Woman walks into lion’s den at Bronx Zoo -- and survives

Buffalo Bills Fan
Burglar steals foot-long sex toy from 38-year-old woman’s home